Nerd Attention Deficiency Disorder

Wow, I wonder if I've got NADD, quite possible, I always 'multitask' on the computer.

Nerd Attention Deficiency Disorder: I need rapid fire content delivery in short, clever, punch phrases. Stop reading right now and take a look at your desktop. How many things are you doing right now in addition to reading this column? Folks, this isn’t multi-tasking. This is advanced case of Nerd Attention Deficiency Disorder. I am unable to function at my desktop unless I’ve got, at least, five things going on at the same time. If your count came close, you’re probably afflicted, as well.

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