A Stupid Attempt at Advertising

This morning as I walked past my local train station, there was a man standing handing out flyers. It's a common occurrence at the station, so I took one.

The flyer I was handed is laughable if not ROFL (rolling on floor laughing) hilarious. It promotes a local "boot camp", an exercise program that will make you "fitter, leaner, stronger and meaner." The back of the flyer is below, but out of respect of the company I decided not to upload the front of the flyer which contained the companies name and contact details.


Click for Full Size ImageYou can see there are two "before and after" cases shown. The first is Joe and is pretty impressive. Joe goes from being overweight with extremely poor posture and grey hair to being a well built hunk with no grey hair. I'm not sure why the change in hair color happened, but maybe they dye your hair for you as part of the boot camp? Seriously though, while it may be possible, I doubt the two guys are the same person.

The second is Penny and is even more impressive. Not only does Penny go from being overweight to having a skinny bod, she seems to have changed skin color rather dramatically, has a change of hair and hair color, and even has different eyes if you look closely. There is no way that the before Penny is the same person as the after Penny.

Underneath the "before and after" cases it says "REAL RESULTS... AND NO B#LL SH#T". Which is just laughable with the amount of "B#LL SH#T" that went into the flyer.

Edit: Okay so my wife pointed out to me it's humor, tongue in cheek. :P I'm really bad at detecting intentional humor sometimes. :) Thanks Bub.